"Can you believe it? I made him a proposal and just as I was about to draw the wedding ring out of my pocket he got all red and dizzy, dropped in my hands and laid so, unconcious! I had to carry him into the bed, make the cold compress and give some sweet drink to calm him down a bit. Men! They are cute and helpful sometimes, alright, but so unbelievably fragile! Barmaid! Two glasses of wine for the women in need! Leave the bottle - it will be one long night".